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a snob apology is when you recognize someone in public but pretend not to see them. then, later, you contact a mutual friend to admit to having seen them and didn't mean any offence by ignoring them.
Hi Jennifer, I think I saw your friend Daniel at the grocery store downtown last night. I wasn't sure if it was him, but if it was, this is my snob apology - let him know that I didn't snub him on purpose!
According to Miss Chelly,
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"
n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.
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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?
I do not care. As long as it ends.
an insincere gesture of appeasement that has nothing to do with regret or remorse.
But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
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an apology that is not meaningful or sincere.
Sean: "Man, my girlfriend really pissed me off last night."
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
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When someone makes a cringey or out of pocket post, usually on the social media platform known as “Tiktok”.
“That tiktok was so fucking cringey. Apology video?”
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1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.
1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."
2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"
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