Pogo Artist

1. Used to insult someone who takes dick up the ass.

2. Someone who likes dick.

3. Crude and insulting word for gay.

"dave is such a fag"

"yeah, he's a fucking pogo artist."

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Liberal artist

Hillary Clinton painting a "First Woman President" sign only to toss it in the trash

Liberal Artist Hillary Clinton painted a sign saying "I am the first woman President, the sign like her liberal and lying ways has been discarded forever.

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spin artist

A person who convince you that you are guilty for their crime, mistakes, set backs, mishaps, or short comings.

Stacey was told not quit her job before she did so. Being the spin artist she is, Stacey blamed me for her not having a job.

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Bullshit artist

Someone who lies for no reason at all,

Commonly known as “Jesse”

Have you ever worked with that “bullshit artist”?

He can’t keep his lies straight.

Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.

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artist block

When you can't do shit because your muse is on vacation. It doesn't matter how hard you try nothing worthy will come out.

What you don't want to get when you are in the middle of a project with a dead line.

Having no inspiration when need it.

I had to turn in that commission piece I was working on but I got an artist block that lasted for 2 weeks :(

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DoS artist

DoS or DDoS can refer to a "Denial of Service" or a "Distributed Denial-Of-Service" attack.

A DoS Artist is a person that will attempt a DoS attack on a server and tell their friends that they actually hacked the server. This type of person makes their entire "hacker life" all about staying holed up in their rooms to try this attack on other people or servers, usually so they can brag about it to their friends some more. These types of people are also often associated with "Script Kiddies"

'John' isn't a hacker, he's a total DoS artist... That's all he does.

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