Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

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blap

to buy or sell illicit drugs, to score drugs.

i just blapped some stuff, wanna party?

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blap nation

group orgy where all the guys smack their dicks across the girls faces, creating a constant blap noise

hey u wanna be part of a blap nation tonight?

Bitch Blap

The art of ramming a vagina into someones face. Thus crowning them your bitch.

Damn bro, i got bitch blapped this weekend, really didnt see that coming!

Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.

Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)

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chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

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bleep blap

Hello and good morning to you all my fellows. May your day be bright and your women be tight, may your food be good and may you stay hood.Gangsta gansta thats what they yellin, gangsta gangsta bitches stop tellin. YAARRR!

burnoutboy:Hey todd, how's it goin this morning

toddnos:bleep blap

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