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The mentally challenged premier of British Columbia Canada, known to make terrible decisions without listening to the general population
Christy Clark wants to raise Medical Services premiums again, need to find a way to afford shutting down an bridge in Vancouver to do a giant yoga party on.
Famous English, who is outsold only by the Bible and Shakespeare, Agaha Christie is famous for vreating such detectives as Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple and her famous denouements in her books.
"Agatha Christie, I couldn't guess your killer again!"
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A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.
"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."
"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."
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A very loving, hard working girl who always puts everyone before her. She needs to realize though; that in order to keep her happiness she has to put herself first so that she can continue to give happiness to everyone else. Extremely hilarious, caring and giving, as she is always there for her friends. She is extremely popular, and all the guys love her. Very loyal to one person at a time. When she is attached to someone, she doesn't let go. She will be by their side to help them in any way they need. She is very beautiful and has very long hair. Life of the party! Very misunderstood. She thinks everyone hates her or doesn't care about her but that is in fact a lie. She is very well loved and always thought about.
Hey have you seen christy?
Who's Christy?
Christy-Ann?
Oh yeah!! I love Christy-Ann! She's my favorite person!
A girl that never backs down and very hardheaded. Known for making guys fall in love with her simply because she can't help but flirt with each one of them. To her, love is something that shouldn't be taken lightly. If you don't mean it, don't say it. Christy Jos are usually found with the guys getting dirty and acting like one of the guys. She doesn't like drama yet her curiosity can't help but get her involved in it. The more you get to know about her, the more you come to realize she isn't as sweet and gentle as she appears to be. Her heart is hard do to her troubled past and has a hard time accepting affection from guys, even her boyfriend. Like most country girls, her heart (what is left of it) belongs to her father, forever and always. After you met her you can't live with her, can't live without her. Given most situations, she's always right so listen to what she has to say. Her passion is in her music. Without it, she would go insane. Also she is beautiful though she has her off days (don't we all?) but doesn't realize it.
There's none other like Christy Jo... it's hard to give an example.
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The most beautiful woman to ever walk the Earth. Best known as Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones (2011-2019) or more recently Larissa Weems in Wednesday(2022). The 6’3 actress has grabbed the attention of many young girls and is making them question their sexuality.
Girls 1: “Have you seen the most beautiful actress?”
Girl 2: “Of course I’ve seen Gwendoline Christie.”
fine ass woman. shes a dime, top of the line, cute face, little waist, and a big behind.
look at that christy english!
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