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when someone slapped you hard on the face
kiss or slap
slap
go on then
omg you clarted my jaw off
1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.
2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"
"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.
"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."
clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.
The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
Being lied to and being dogged by a mate
“My mate Luke clarted me what a dickhead and he’s owes me $30 the dickhead”
Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone
“Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead”
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”
an annoying twat who you dont particularly like
''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''