Random
Source Code
Random
A new way to describe your currency
Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit
There are many different 'types' of cool
Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.
Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers
Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates
There are also a few Cool Rules,
Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.
Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.
Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.
dude goes into bank
Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"
Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"
Another dude goes into bank
Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"
Cashier "Fuck Off"
53👍 29👎
1. awesome, great or fantastic.
2. in fashion.
3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.
4. agreeing, or agreeable
1. paramore is cool!
2. that shirt is cool!
3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool
4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.
38👍 22👎
The phrase commonly used to say that something is interesting when in actuality you don’t care.
“Hey did you hear that Tiffany got her hair done.”
“Cool”
10👍 4👎
what you probably aren't if you're looking up "cool" in the dictionary.
"dude, its pretty cold outside"
"... cool"
151👍 108👎
socially acceptable by modern culture; "neat"
Pantaloons are not cool.
446👍 347👎
C-O-O-L.....Checkin` Out Old Ladies.
That dude is so....cool!
17👍 8👎
The height of conformity, the point where you considered to be adequately normal, and accepted in the lives of popular kids.
"Rather be dead than cool." - most truthful words ever, by Kurt Cobain.
17👍 11👎