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A painful spasm/cramp of the asshole that can cause you to jump up from the chair on your porch.
Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.
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Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.
I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.
I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.
Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.
I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.
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its another way to say good luck, like break a leg
person1: dude I have the championship today. person2: dude cramp a sack
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A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.
Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.
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Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.
When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.
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a fat chubby kid who threatens everyone, but is a pussy.
a commom future in cramps are that they are all increadilbly clingy
dude see that kid their who thinks he is tough, but swear down mate he is a pussy
ya his names freddie cramp
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Noun
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.
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