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Wow that chick is all over hus, shes such a cupids^angel.
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A Cupid Stunt is a retch of a person. Originating in Florida's prison system, the term is spreading through the southwest US states. A Cupid Stunt can be a Paedophile, rapist or generally any sexual predator.
The Cupid Stunt got 30 years in prison for molesting a boy.
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What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.
Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh
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The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.
Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".
Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"
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Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!
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a sexual maneuver where the man manually closes of the womans windpipe, choking her, while his penis is inserted down her throat to it's maximum depth.
so i hooked up with this girl last night, who claimed that she lost her gag reflex, so i suggested that we try a cupid's choke hold.
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