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When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
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When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."
"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."
"word."
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on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'
'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'
'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'
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a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)
she looks almost as pretty as the southern pacific daylight 4449
Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.
Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.
a daylight is a way that somebody acts where they become stupid or idiotic
john: bro what day is it
matt: bro, that's such a daylight thing to say
To murder someone in broad daylight, typically referring to gang violence
“If this bitch don’t get me my money imma daylight his ass”