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A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
Person:have you seen Shea kearns
Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty
When having sex while taking a shit
Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!
When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?
Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)
Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty
supposed to by an egg on a wall
kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg