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An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.
Run! The Turks are invading the Salem bus station! Jump on the Boston express.
When she has that kind of pussy that just speaks to your soul. The kind that gets so wet it talks to and tells you what a good job you're doing and when she orgasms it pulls you even more. The most addictive form of pussy.
That girl has the most expressive pussy I've ever had.
When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.
It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.
The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.
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Biggest bar crawl of Philadelphia the two weekends leading up to St.Patricks Day. If you are not blacked out by 8am, you are doing it wrong
"You doing Erin Express this weekend?"
"I would but I'm still recovering from last weekend."
A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.
Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!
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