Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.

Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.

tryna escape

i try to block the images

but some get through

Yo i’m stuck tryna escape

midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.

Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.

Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.

"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."

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Run Escape

To simply run and escape from reality and play Runescape.

"Quit Run Escaping from your chores, before I turn the Internet off."
"If you have to Run Escape your problems all the time, you aren't going to get your life together."
"I'm Run Escaping from the Outside, it's scary out there."

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antigenic escape

With respect to SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of genetic viral mutation target(s) unrecognized by vaccine generated antibodies.

I'M SO HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE COVID VACCINE!! I'M IMMUNE!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOCIAL DISTANCE ANYMORE!
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.

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Escape Sub

A particularly necessary and well-vented turd, evacuated after a night spent heavily refreshed. Provides intense relief and may actually contain the hangover.

Fucking hell, you should have gotten a look at the escape sub I just launched. Torpedo from that job would have sunk the Lusitania.

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