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sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010


retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 30, 2005

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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

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Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy July 21, 2015

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Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 14, 2009

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monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

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Son Of A Monkey Fuck

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a ยฃ20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

by Sophii October 4, 2006

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