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A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.
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To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
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A young boy who sucks his thumb and geishes his blankey.
Jordan aka Haggy Chuck likes to smurf around all day long
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The act of shitting into a condom, often after the consumption of oats and barley.
"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."
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My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor
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The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice
Vicky: tiny
Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."
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