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When you dress yur wife or gf up in a gorilla outfit and put them in a crib. Your then paint your dick like a banana and proceed to shoot your load in her face when she climbs out and gets to close.
My wife has been looking for a new face cream. I decided it was time to try out the harambe so that she could rub my load into her face.
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In the name of Jesus, the holy spirit and god//harambe himself
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A deceased gorilla who received over 15,000 votes in the 2016 presidential election.
Voter 1: "Who are you voting for, Hillary or Trump?"
Voter 2: "Man, both those guys suck. I'm writing in Harambe on my ballet."
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Died because some little shit fell into his encloser
#dicksoutforharambe
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Harambe was a male silverback gorrila who was killed because some dumb bitch didn't keep track of her child.
Joe: Yo Mike, did ya hear about harambe?
Mike: Yeah, Dicks out for harambe
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When something that is suppose to be casual and or simple turns out to be a giant cluster fuck.
This acquisition was a sure thing all documents were approved , money is in the bank... how did this go wrong... HARAMBE
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