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Like e-dating but hiking with your friends
1: Hey, how about we do an E-hiking roleplay?
2: Sure!
Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.
"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"
When you get high off of weed and nicotine.
Bro, after smoking that blunt and nicotine vape, I'm hiked out!
A form of exercise carried out by regular walking of the dog.
Lee: Let's walk the dog. You need the exercise.
Geo: OK. Come on, Poochie. Time for a poop hike.
Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.
1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.
2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.
Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.
When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.
See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.
Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.
Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.
Person 1: Ah. Typical.
A very bad feeling that almost every guy goes through, when your balls are so sweaty and they stick to your leg and you have to walk around for hours with it
Person 1:why the hell are you waking like that right now
Me: what you’ve never had to take a winged hike