Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

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jizz

romance explosion

"Ah man, I jizzed all over her face."

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Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

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jizz

Popular slang for seminal fluids

Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red?
Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.

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the JIZZ’s

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

jizz

Jizz (n)(v): The fluid that is released through the penis during orgasm. Semen is made up of fluid and of sperm. The fluid comes from the prostate, seminal vesicle and other sex glands. The sperm are manufactured in the testicles. The seminal fluid helps transport the sperm during orgasm. Seminal fluid contains sugar as an energy source for sperm.

The word "semen" was borrowed directly from the Latin word for "seed or germ."

-(n)'hey bethy! JIZZ ON YOUR FACE'
-(v) I want to jizz all over your face bethy.

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jizz

a funny word that means ejaculating, and it is very funny if u say it in a deep voice

im going to jizz on your face

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