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April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day
Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise
Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.
Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?
Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”
Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.