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A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.
Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.
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1. A Kiwi is another name for a person who was born in New Zealand but are not of Maori descendant. Maori are the native people of New Zealand.
2. A Kiwi is a native flightless bird, only found in New Zealand, and are nearly on the verge of extinction.
3. A 'Kiwi' is a shortened term for 'Kiwifruit' or also known as a 'Chinese Gooseberry' which is round, brown and furry. In New Zealand they are mostly grown in 'King Country' or better known as 'Bay Of Plenty'.
New Zealand is made up of 2 main islands, North and South Island, with many little surrounding islands.
Contrary to what you may believe, Kiwi, is not a common name used in Australia for New Zealanders. On most part an Australian is most likely to call you a Kwazee meaning a Kiwi-Australian or a Mozzy meaning a Maori-Australian.
Also it is an Australian accent that would say 'sex' instead of 'six'.
Kiwi's do understand sarcasm, its actually an everyday language.
Australian's would deny this, but in actual fact, they love little New Zealand and believe it is a beautiful country.
'Sheep Shagger' is a made up name given to New Zealander's by Australian's a very long time ago & actually has no relevant meaning.
& finally yes, Kiwi's & Aussie's do have a historical rivalry. This is mostly brought out when defending eachothers own countries during major sporting events against eachother, examples: Rugby, Rugby League, Netball, Cricket.....
Person:
I am a Kiwi, as I am a New Zealand born Asian.
Bird:
Oh look at the cute little Kiwi hiding in the shrub.
Fruit:
Would you like a Kiwifruit?...Yeah I'll have a Kiwi
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someone who does not speak the Queens English
a Convicts cousin
A fackin Kyant (a fucking cunt)
Loves going to gay pride all over the world
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I have an uncanny feeling the people writing most of these definitions are australians. Tut tut boys! Im a kiwi and hail from the north island: one of the 2 that make up our beautiful country. New zealand is still a member of the commonwealth but gained its strong and unique national idenity during world wars one and two. At the moment new zealand has terrible youth drinking problems (our legal age is 18) and a shot high school qualification called NCEA. But other then that new zealand is beautiful and its spring so all the lambs are frolicing! Speaking of lambs, sheep shagging is a joke of the past as i believe our dairy industry is gaining presedence, so there! Anyway all you american tourists, come to the land of the long white cloud and visit australia too...if you must.
wow, those young kiwi males drink far too much. But i bet they'll still pass ncea and go ont o become established dairy farmers. Here come some american tourists!
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A weird girl that talks to screwdrivers for fun
look at her, she’s talking to a screwdriver, she’s a kiwi now
A member of Generation Azurite, also known as Milli. One of the singers and can play keyboard/piano.
My favorite member of Generation Azurite is Kiwy
Another term for the testicals
My girlfriend has bruises on her chin from my KIWIS slappin' it.
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