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jake is so good at maths hes a regular maths magician!
yeah ur rite hes a fuckin nerd lets beat him up
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Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.
"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."
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Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.
I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night
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An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.
however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.
he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.
Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"
After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.
My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.
A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.
Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.
Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!