Marty

a Marty is a Fat man usually sitting down wearing an open Hawaiian shirt with his gut hanging out while he wears shades, and drinks. A Marty is almost always drunk but while hes drunk he acts like a complete asshole throwing beer bottles at his kid while simultaneously calling them a worthless shit kid (Usually the kid is named brad) Marty's are also known to have pedophilic tendency's towards their daughters (who are usually named Lisa). In summary a Marty is just an asshole

Look at that fatass yelling at his kids

I know hes acting like a total Marty

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marty odonnel

The man who composed the halo 1,2,3 soundtracks. Also responsible for earlier bungie games. Marty is the guy that also created the flintstones theme song, his daughters were singers for that commercial. Marty is also the coolest guy that ever lived.

Wow that music sucked in 2k's new game, they should have had marty odonnel do the music, he is awsome.

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The Marty Groves

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.

Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!

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Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

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Marty McFlying

Riding a skateboard while under the influence of marijuana where the experience can be compared to riding a hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.

"Man, I blazed before taking the board out. I was Marty McFlying all afternoon!"

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Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”