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fap memory

A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rΓΊnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.

Wow this is totally saved into my fap memory!!

by Krot December 15, 2003

75πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Photoshopic Memory

The ability to remember any photo that has entered Adobe Photoshop.

Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!

by Choysen October 6, 2011

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


memorial day

A holiday to remember the fallen soldiers who have died for our country.

Happy Memorial Day to all the the soldiers who have given the ultimate sacrifice.

by Ajjohnson920 May 27, 2017

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.

Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wayne Memorial

Probably the biggest joke of a high school in existence. It sits in the middle of the worst part of Wasteland.
It's more like a zoo than a school at all. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The students are even worse though. If you aren't surrounded by juggalo posers, there are the tools, whores, and rejects from Inkster. Even worse are all of the scene kids and hipsters who think they are better than everyone else in existence, when in all reality, most of them are from shacktown and are worth shit. There is about 1% of students that are actually individuals.
The senior pranks always suck and the policies are more than retarded.
All of the sports teams pretty much suck and are stomped year after year. (Especially football.)
All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

Idiot: Wow! Wayne Memorial has the best academic program evaaar and we have so many cool things to do and cool programs at Wayne Memorial!
Me: You will never get laid. Ever.

Hipster: Omg you'll never understand my taste in music and style. You're sucha nobody.
Me: You live in Westland and go to Wayne Memorial. You are better than no one.

by MedicalPhilanthropist September 1, 2011

52πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dead memory

when you completely forget, or WANT to forget a memory

guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?

guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory

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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?

girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory

by mauigirl17 March 9, 2010

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Memory Hole

The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.

Person One: "Did you hear about that scandal involving the President?"
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."

Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."

by Charles Buell March 15, 2008

3587πŸ‘ 1303πŸ‘Ž