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The number 1 swimmer in the world, in the Beijing Olympics he earns 8 gold medals surpassing Mark Spitz,a legendary swimmer. Not only he is an extraordinary swimmer he is also one of the greatest role models to the kids. Currently lives in Baltimore with his mother.
Johnny: Dude!!! Did you hear?! Michael phelps won 8 gold medals in a single olympics!!
Dave: Yah I know.. Man I wish I was like him.. I want to win gold medals too..
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The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
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-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!
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half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
michael phelps is as fast as a fish
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one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.
oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard
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cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps
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synonym for god, zeus etc.
also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.
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