Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

Little sack mower

a razor used to shave a man's testicular area. Also a term to be randomly shouted.

"He used a little sack mower on his balls"

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Mexican lawn mower

Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower

I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower

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lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

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North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth

George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy

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Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.

Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"

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