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The fry that falls in between the seats. You find it months later and it is a shriveled up version of its former self.
Jennifer: Eww! Look at this old fry I found when I was cleaning under the seats of my Benz!
Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!
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Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
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A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french
Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.
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a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
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when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.
dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up
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When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.
Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.
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A sugar daddy but a women instead of a dude.
kaila is not my honey mummy she is younger than me.
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