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The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.
Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...
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And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.
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To dangle or swing your testicles.
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)
The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.
Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.
Wang bang, weiner, ball bag, the overall male region
My friend stepped on a rake in his yard, and it flew up and smacked him in the doodle dangles.
(Hah, sucker.)
When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).
The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.
"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."
"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."
when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.
"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"
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