I'd hit it

1: I'd hit it; literally
2: I'd hit it; sexually

picture of a beautiful/sexy person
I'd hit it......TWO TIMES.

picture of an ugly person
I'd hit it......with a baseball bat.

Yarr, I'd be hitting it.

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I'd Hit it

A phrase that originally meant I would engage in sexual congress with that female.

It has also evolved to mean I would get with that regarding inanimate objects like cars or shoes.

Black GTO.. I'd hit it.
Goodlooking woman.. I'd hit it.

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I'd Go there

Rhetorical phrase used to appropriate sexual desire toward individuals who would not normally attract erotic attention; Senior Citzens, People with excessive plastic surgery, Mutants, Penguins etc

"...What do you mean, you don't want to date my Grandma? I'd got there?"

"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."

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I'd hit it

1) Used to express someone's want to have sexual relations with "it"

2) McDonald's new slogan

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.

2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.

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I'd hit that

When a guy thinks a girl is physically attractive and he would fuck her.

Person #1: Yo dawg, look at that g over there, she's safe, I'd hit that. Would you?
Person #2: Yeah, I would.

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i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

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I'd Cap that

Displaying a particular interest in captioning a photo or situation. First made popular by the "I'd Cap That" app for iPhone.

Bryce: "Bro Veronica is looking hot tonight"
Mike: "I'd cap that"

Gary: "Dude labrendall is passed out"
Dane: "Let's cap that shit!"

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