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When someone puckers there lips and sucks onto a clenched anus, as if they were a goose.
"Dude, last night Stacey gave me the best goose nozzle ever! My asshole feels awesome!"
A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.
A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.
Shanna is shithead nozzle......
It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.
Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.
Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.
Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.
The part from which you drink.
Look at the size of the gob nozzle on my new flask!
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A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.
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wherein, a man rams his penis into the back of a woman's throat as he ejaculates causing cum to come out the woman's nose.
sorry about that dry nozzle, dear.
or
here comes the dry nozzle!
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