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a game played by posh people who attend exeter university. the game has grown to include other posh poeple though. no scrubbers need apply. played by either having your fist open (five) or closed (zero), the player shouts his bid and then adds up the number of hands in, is he guesses right, he goes out, if he guesses wrong the game continues with the next person. used often as a drinking game.
fives. its a quick game its a fast game. ten, ahhh, you prick!
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Used to save a seat for five minutes. If some one takes your seat and they were present when you called fives, you get to punch them 5 times any where you want, and they cannot protect themself via blocking or anything. (nutsack is recommended)
After five minutes, the seat is up for grabs.
If someone wasnt there when you called fives, they still have to give up the seat.
Joe: Fives on my seat you niggerlovers
---Josh arrives and sits in joes seat---
(upon returning)Joe: get the fuck out of my seat josh, i fives'd it
Josh; DEAL(with it)!
Joe punches Josh twice in the face and three times in the sack
Joe: TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN ASSHOLE
joe reclaims the seat
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A sickening excuse for a television channel, broadcast terrestrial in the UK and via cable and sattelite everywhere else.
Five likes to showcase programmes about freaks. It will claim that they are documenting the struggle for a normal life of some two-headed girl, or guy with 10 legs. In fact, five is just exploiting the fact that people like to look at people with serious deformities, in a way they can tell themselves is acceptable cause it's a "documentary".
Five also shows old movies during the day that nobody wants to watch, and occasionally a good on like terminator.
John is 35 years old, overweight, bald, unemployed, and hasnt had sex in 9 years.
John sits at home on tuesdays and watches the afternoon movie at 14:00 on Five.
John realises how loser-y he is later that day, so he switches on the TV and watche a "documentary" called "the guy with a tricycle for an arm" on five; which makes him feel better about his own life, although watching Five made him feel slightly dirty and unclean.
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1. (n.) A weapon (generally an assault rifle) chambered in 5.56 NATO caliber.
2. (adj.) of or in 5.56 NATO caliber.
1. "I count three hostiles: two AK's and a five-five-sixer, over."
2. The new five-five-sixer HE round was especially effective against lightly-armored vehicles and personnel.
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1. a four letter word
2. a handslap
1. f...i...v...e
1...2...3...4
2. The Longhorns just won the Rose Bowl, gimme a five!!!
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What you say when you don't want to lose your seat.
Replace fives with how long you want your seat reserved.
Rules:
Hundreds are ok
Hundredtwenties are ok, but not "hundred and twenty" since that is NOT RECOGNIZED.
You can sit in someone's seat while they are away but you must move before they come back.
Time machines:
Unless they say no time machines, if you take their seat when they are away, when they come back and say "i had hundredmillions" you just say you traveled in time.
Rules change when a fag calles five.
Yo i gotta go hook me up wif some of those chocolate muffins in that snack bar, fives on my seat.
Ahh, i wanted his seat, but you didn't call no time machines haha you suck.
Oh well, I guess i'll have to bust a straddle.
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Fives is a game played by two or more people using a football. The first person kicks the ball against a wall, if it touches the walll it is the turn of the next person to kick the ball at the wall and so on...
If someone misses they lose a life, but the ball is continued to be played by the next person from wherever it is missed.
Each player starts with fives lives and the single person with at least one life left is the winner any appropriate punishment can be given to the looser!
What you doing?
- Playing fives
Get a ball, we'll go play fives...
We need to find a wall first before we can play fives...
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