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The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.
Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.
The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.
Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.
Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.
Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."
Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
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A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
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A city in Ontario, Canada located directly above Toronto, being the most populated city in the 905 area (suck it Vaughan). A lot of the population is Asian immigrants and in some areas it's so Asian you would probably think you were in China or Taiwan.
Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!
Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?
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The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.
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The best armoured recce regiment in Canada, known for producing professional grade soldiers of the highest quality. Much better then the fucking GG's, who produce nothing but lazy,immigrant trash, slackers and crows. Home of Pimp Diddy.
The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.
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A word to describe a city a city that has druggies hobos begging for money by an ugly bride a dirty river crack house weed farms sketchy ghetto lots of prostitution beer stores always busy and open extra late and hookers right across the street and if the beer stores are closed there's boot leggers across the street and drug dealers in every alley and a dumpy town so basically the hood and youths commit crime and corner stores sell bongs legally and drug dealers across the street two useless canals and crime and drugs labs every street highest drug rate in North America behind LA and some cities in Mexico also no one likes the city it has many gangs and you can hear gunshots when a drug deal goes wrong the beer sucks and don't visit you'll either get murdered, raped by pedifile driving in white vans asking if you if you want free candy and puppies, you'll get drunk or hooked on drugs, or kill yourself because it's so boring , or give all your money to hobos get mugged by sketchy people hiding in alleys it's basically the purge in real life you also have a bad feeling when you're surrounded by crime it smells like weed and sewage also you see high teens every where there's about 200 hobos in a town of 50,000 houses get robbed all the time people steal things out of your cars all the time also everyone is on welfare one of the poorest towns in Canada filled with poverty and hookers bootleggers dealers addicts welfare hobos guns crime
Don't visit Welland Ontario
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A minor league hockey team located in Ontario, California. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Manchester Monarchs of the AHL and the Los Angeles Kings of the NHL.
Dude lets go see an Ontario Reign game, at the arena.
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