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Tang Ping Keung (鄧炳強), PK Tang, the commissioner of the Hong Kong Police Force. ‘PK’ is also a swearing slang in Cantonese swearing, referring to ‘pok gai’. It is always use as ‘shit’ in English and it means falling down on street or bastard. Lots of Hong Kongers think his parents named him right since he is a shithead who always makes up lies to cover mistakes the police force has made, such as rape, murder, indiscriminate catch protesters. He literally thinks everyone but himself should be treated in a violent way. So he is a total pervert.
PK Tang doesn’t give a damn about people getting bit up by cops for no reason.
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The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
A move by Ness in Smash bro's the video game, he performes a attacking move im which a lightning bolt comes out of his hand and hits the other player stun locking them while burning them
Ness "PK FIREE!!"
Other player "ouch"
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PK Fire- Ness's side special move where he fires a small lightning bolt that entraps the opponent in fire for way too fucking long. Like, at LEAST 3 seconds. Maybe it should be really close range if it's going to trap you for that long, right? NO. They just had to make the range as long as Simon's damn whip. But the major thing is the cooldown. By that, I mean there IS no cooldown. You can just use it right after his annoying voice line is over. That can lead to some random person challenging you, and they just spam it the whole entire match, usually that one kid who immediately proclaims their "high skill level", and likely will talk about that as often as they PK Fire. I can understand if you're new to Smash, we all had that time, but don't get others involved in your virtual torture. Don't shove it in other peoples faces.
Lucas has PK Fire too, but it just launches them away, so that's better. But that doesn't mean it's fine to spam THAT. Nothing is "good to spam".
It takes time to learn.
If you want to change, I bid you good luck.
Player 1: Time for an innocent match of Smash Bros!
Player 2: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!
Player 1: Oh my FUCKING LORD, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. You're one of THOSE. Why would I assume that I would have a GOOD time playing against YOU?! You just cling to this low effort "technique" and just spam it the whole match. And yet, you WIN. You WIN, despite pressing the same buttons the whole match. To you, that's the most SKILLED, WELL EXECUTED, and RESPECTED moves EVER! You know, they say to NEVER let stuff get to your head. You let it get SHOVED UP YOUR ASS, let it PASS THROUGH YOUR BODY, and let it get JAMMED INTO YOUR THICK SKULL. I NEVER want to play another video game with you if THIS is your definition of "PROFESSIONAL". Goodbye.
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kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".
"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"
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when your rage from playing online video games translates in to real life violence.
my friend corpse camped me in World of Warcraft so i went over to his house and beat the crap out of him. OWNED!
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an expression similar to "what the hell/heck" but is said in unusually weird or homo circumstances *extremely weird.
example: two guys having sex
person 1: YOU ASIAN! put it in my butt
person 2. What the PAUL KIM?
example 2. Pk and his buddy in chemistry.
person1: "what the PKK! why did i get a 99.5 on my chem quiz? ima failllll high schoool.
person 2: im not a true asian. goddamit
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