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(ie. PLPTSD or post-death traumatic stress disorder (PDTSD)
Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.
(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life PTSD: He had witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured/displayed by the vile barbarians, in a forest clearing, within The Teutoburg Forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he had continously experienced symptoms of PTSD (e.g. self-harm, suicidal thoughts, repeated flashbacks, paranoid delusions, prolonged grief, rage outbursts, trauma-related stimuli avoidance, etc.), even beyond death/in his next-life.'
basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7
dead game 2018-19
Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help
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A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.
Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!
Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD
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The result of harmful gifs, video or injected content into emails, AR or VR that triggered a traumatic response for the recipient. Current day example of a strobing gif sent to Kurt Eichenwald who has epilepsy, immediately inducing a seizure which could cause a panic reaction, akin to PTSD, upon opening emails in the future.
In increasing numbers, with the revelation of viral content bombs being injected into the VR Web, patients are exhibiting trauma responses that are now being diagnosed as "21st Century Digital PTSD". This form of PTSD, unique to this century and the digital world, can cause sufferers to eschew all forms of digital communication due to the trauma inflicted through the various platforms.
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
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The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
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