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cerebral paisley

Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.

Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.

by QuacksO June 3, 2018


Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022


Paisley Abattoir

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.

As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

by Stegner June 20, 2023


Paisley to

An amazing girl who should date me but any way she is sweet shows so much care for her friends she may be stuck on someone but she will find her love no matter who she chooses.

You:who’s that
Me:the hottest girl in town😫 paisley to

by 🥺your hot😩 October 12, 2021


Paisley boys

Paisley boys are young delinquents from paisley, you may hear them shout “paaisley boys” and stinking of cannabis or alcohol (bucky)

We just egged that house yass paisley boys

by Wee CP October 18, 2019


Brad Paisley

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌

I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley

by Eddie the Head August 24, 2022


Meta-paisley

The wing-ding curley shapes extending from the sides of a design, flower, or picture. Often depicted as curly vines or curly lines of no defined length or size

The paisley shapes has little meta-paisleys off to the side of them.

by polematrix July 6, 2019