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A planet for retards discovered by Ian Moore the king of the internet
What planet are you from? Planet Zog?! Are you a retard?
It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.
NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!
A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.
" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "
The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.
President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!
A planet but now days, people take it as a joke.
Teacher: Moan.
Student: ~* giggles *~
Teacher: Uranus ( the planet ).
Student: BWAHAHAHA!!
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Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!
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