Does exactly what it says on the tin.
A plaster for bleeding twats.
ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair
Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head
Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”
“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”
When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.
Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.
Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.
Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.
A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.
I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even