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the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".
I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.
An intellectual smarter than Albert Einstein and Crixz Combind
Hey Popeyes Rat, wanna play some minceraft?
Having Sex 1st Then Get'N It in With Your Chicken Afterwards
Conversation:
Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes
When four friends get into a bathtub filled to the brim with spinach.
Me: What did you guys do last night?
Them: We went to a popeye party!
The masturbatory act of applying canned Spinach (as opposed to eating it like Popeye the Sailorman™) to your genitals and going to town on your hog/girlhog/spussy/clit.
"I had Olive Oil on the brain so I had to Reverse Popeye that shit and cream the ole' spinach"
When you fuck your partner without foreplay
Guy: Babe let’s fuck
Girl: but I’m dry right now.
Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.
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