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When you masturbate to put off doing work.
"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."
Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!
When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.
Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!
When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off
I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes
To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.
"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"
"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"
When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'
'I'm procrastibating.'
'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'
'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'
'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'