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when you put off masturbation for later
begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later
Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
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When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead
Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.
I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.
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v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
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1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.
2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
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