v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
Used to have waves but joined the curly gang wave.
Yo can you grab me a Curly-Scalp Ty
Noun: A haircut that one receives where the hair is cut down to the scalp. However unlike being bald the recipient of the scalp cut can actually still grow hair.
“Naa he’s not actually bald he just prefers the scalp cut
The area above the pussy lips where the pubic hair is. Sometimes know a the FUPA.
I got cornrows braided with the hair on my pussy scalp.
When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.