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When you slowly chip away at your partner's sexual conservatism until the hole final opens and your crawling through a river of shit and coming up smiling on the other side.
"Awh mate, you done Stacey up the sewer pipe yet?"
"Nawh mate, she's a bit vanilla but I've been shawshanking her and I final got the butt plug in!"
When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.
My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.
A bent penis that turns to the right
Whoa man do me a favor and turn a little to the left, your shawshank is killing me.
Escaping from a school lesson with a brilliant plan and excuse.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard Jimmy pulled a Shawshank in English yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sick! One day I’d love to skip a class like that.”