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That colorful vase you keep hidden in your closet.
Kalvin should really get a silicone bong for Nate.
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The amount of server space your files take up on a shared network, too much of which can cost your company excess storage fees or cause "insufficient space" error messages.
The IT dept. is charging us an arm and a leg for excess file storage above the set maximum allowance per user. We need to reduce our silicon footprint!
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An extremely entertaining (and somewhat twisted) game for the Nintendo 64 in which you play a computer chip (that's right, a computer chip), that has to manipulate animals to live and to complete missions. For instance, you would have to jump inside a dog and bark around, rounding up sheep (which, when manipulated, were very weak and slow). You could play around 50 animals throughout the game, including a racing mouse that could reach speeds of 120 MPH, a hyena that laughed to kill its enemies and a polar bear army tank.
You've never played Silicon Valley?! Omigosh, you haven't lived! Actually...not many people have heard of it anyway. It's an amazing game. The world may never know.
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Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...
Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!
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Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.
Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.
(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
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Breast implants. After breast cancer, breast reconstruction gives a woman back her shape and confidence. Using saline or silicon, acquiring implants is a good thing! Slang for natural breasts are so affectionate; too bad so many slang terms for implants are negative.
After months of grueling tissue expanders, the soft implants felt like silicone salvation.
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A sexual intercourse technique in which you forfeit penetration, most times to avoid the discomfort of your tight partner, and instead glide on the back of your partner with IMMENSE amounts of lubricant and either using their should blades or ass chicks to provide friction to your genitalia.
GIrl: Omg it hurts so much, pls can we do something easier?
Guy: K hold up let me get my industrial tub of lube, Im bout to go Silicone Surfer on your ass
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