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A Term Used To Describe A Person Of Which Is A Figure Of Perfection.
The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.
"Golly Gosh, That Lad Over There Is A Bit Simon If I Do Say So Myself"
"I Think That Fellows Name May Be Simon, Seeing As He Is Rather Bloody Amazing/Perfection/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass."
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Deadly assassin, often referred to in French as "Le Legume" (meaning: The Vegetable) and in Japanese legend as "Yasaiitame" (meaning: Fried Vegetables). Saying any of these names in their respective countries of origin will get you punished for "Breaching the Peace".
Despite the name, Simon (actually pronounced Sim-own-ay) does not appear to use vegetables as part of his assassination methods, although the Tomato is his calling card. At present, it is not clear how he assassinates people. The only information Interpol have uncovered to date is that he has webbed ears - probably prosthetics - and that he can lick both of his own elbows simultaneously. This information was given just as his latest confirmed victim (Patricia Hewalinger, 2006) was dying of laughter.
Internet rumours have spread since mid-2007 that if an unknown entity, which for security reasons has been dubbed "PAT", goes down - ie, is killed - it will take Simon with him. The global search continues.
"Oh my god, did you hear? A tomato was left on the President's doorstep!"
"Looks like 'Simon' has struck again.
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Gay political person who think they know everything
Omg look there’s Simon we all know that he thinks he knows everything
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Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!
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The Alain Prost of the new era. He saves fuel, and tires. He makes others lose focus and create mistakes, while he slides by and drives to victory.
Boothy: I wish I was a Simon
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.
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He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.
The so called "Justin Biebers" Here. when really he's Simon.
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A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.
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