Games like overwatch where most of the community is made up of porn fanatics
Becky:Did you here about that new hentai simulator?
John:No what is it?
Becky:Overwatch
John:I'll check it out
A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.
Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!
A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.
Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.
A huge ribbed vibrator with a wee clitty massager girls (or men) occasionally use to have the simulated experience of a sexual encounter with a legendary well hung hairy munchkin
Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time
When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.
Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.
I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game
A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...