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pride spiraling

pride spiraling is the opposite of shame spiraling. it is the exponential growth of one's ego. The sense of pride increases until the the penis shrinks into a black hole...until there is nothing left.

brad was pride spiraling so hard last night

by #Pridespiraling January 19, 2014


spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 19, 2011


Spiral Tide

The periodic gravity that pulls a person back into habits, situations, or relationships they are continually trying to escape. The force of repeating past mistakes, a pattern of continual failure and redemption.

Jim just got out of rehab, but he's hanging out with the same friends, he's stuck in a spiral tide.

by THE jim rankin March 17, 2018


Corn Spirals

1. The knock off term for fusilli pasta.
2. If you're not Italian and you don't know how say fusilli.

*In an Italian restaurant and the waiter comes over*

Waiter: "what would you like today?"

Me: "can I get uhhhh... a bowl of those corn spirals?"

by Trap_Boi March 21, 2018


downwards spiral

A downward spiral is a spiral that is going downwards. it can represent depression or a very bad time in someones life.
And it's a meme

Downward spiral.
Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Kate: 'hey jack! how are you?'
Jack: 'not so good, my life is going into a downwards spiral filled with misery and pain.'
Kate: 'oh cool me too.'

by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018


'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh July 25, 2008


anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 7, 2015