π success

A geekspeak term for “50% success”—indirectly referring to the angle measure of a semicircle being π radians or 180 degrees.

For simple-minded persons, “π success” would sound like a cool way to mean “3.14% success,” but not so for symbol-minded Martians.

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Success maker

Its just math math that only gives you 1 chance its like IXL but instead of all of junk reading writng, ect Success maker is just math nothing special

success maker?
more like SUCC MA DICK

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.

Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"

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Success in the bush

a very prosperous colony of "crabs" or pubic lice living happily within your forest

J3: Man I got a bad itch "down there" and I don't know why

Nate: hmmm …sounds like a bad case of "success in the bush

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epik success

to be extremely successful while being obsessed with Epik Highantonyms: epik fail

Shane: While I am a Epik Fail, you, Hanna, are an epik success.Hanna: Yes, i am.

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Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

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Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

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