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The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.
My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.
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A lie, basically.
Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.
Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
a group of people who legally feel you up and rape you.
"ah shit the TSA wants me" guy 1
"dude its a girl she'll grab your dick and make you cum" guy 2
"but my wife's got guy and we're in the same room" guy 1
"well a foursome ain't bad. i-its like a real life porno" guy 2
"im getting laid" guy 1
The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
Useless government agency that does nothing but waste precious time and money.
The TSA’s budget should go elsewhere
A mental illness characterized by an overwhelming intoxication with power, leading to delusions of grandeur, a compulsive need to assert dominance, and a tendency to make outlandish demands. Individuals suffering from TSA Syndrome often exhibit symptoms such as profiling, insisting on being referred to by self-appointed regal titles, displaying an irrational confidence in their piss poor decision-making abilities, and developing an uncontrollable urge to micromanage everything within their perceived realm of control. In extreme cases, sufferers may believe they are destined to rule the world, despite a complete lack of qualifications or followers.
TSA Syndrome comes from the asshat TSA agent at the airport who evidently believes your 4oz tube of anal lube is going to bring down the plane.
TSA bitch: ma'am, your 6oz tube of anal lubricant is not allowed past security.
sexy mad'am: but misses, I need my anal lube or Jeffreys big penis will hurt piping out my tight arse and pussy holes!
TSA bitch: ma'am you're going to need to either ship your anal lube back to Pittsburgh or throw it away.
fine mad'am: God damn it!
fine mad'am: *turns to Jeffrey* this bitch sure has a bad case of TSA Syndrome!!
Word used when feeling good vibes around crazy friends
We're feeling Tsa Feleezyy bruu