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Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs
The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.
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When you break wind silently next to the only doorway of a small room.
Matt and Jesse have no safe place to egress with out inhaling a very moist egg fart because Santana has released a Tampa Ninja revenge
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An average NFL football team that was made into a Superbowl team with the addition of Tom Brady.
Hey man the Bucs were a good team before Brady, but now they're legit. Tompa Bay forever!! Sorry... I meant Tampa Brady Buccaneers. Go Buccs!!!
The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3
Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?
Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!
When a guy texts a girl to come over after he is done eating, and tells her to grab a redbox movie on the way over. Upon arrival, he explains to her that the only working DVD player is in his dark bedroom. He then tries to rape her before the previews are over.
Hey nancy, did you have a nice date with johnny? No, it ended up just being another south tampa date. :'(
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—noun
a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen
Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.
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While in the doggy style position you insert your Great toe into the woman's butthole without pulling your penis out of her vagina.
I think I got a Charlie horse giving your mother a Tampa Tip Toe last Easter.
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