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When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.
Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!
A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.
He's on trial for testicular theft.
When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.
Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
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A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.
John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.
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The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
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Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.
I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.
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