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Tossing Off
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text
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This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
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Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.
v. To masturbate.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
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In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
To jerk off
Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone
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to urinate
I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.
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