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paddy whiskey

The semen of an Irishman

"I've got a mouthful of Paddy Whiskey"

by Sunbabe June 27, 2007

95๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


paddy roller

(1) An iron wagon with iron wheels that carried a cage filled with prisoners, or escaped slaves back in ante-bellum days. (2) A group of men who retrieved escaped slaves from the plantations in the South.

(1) A paddy roller drawn by draught horses was filled convicts on the way to a work assignment on the county highway.

(2) A paddy roller successfully caught Kunta Kinte as the runaway slave was securely manacled for the journey back to his master.

by Hugo Drax December 16, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


plastic paddy

Noun: Term of abuse for someone who feigns being Irish when convenient. E.g. An entirely British person who in 1994, on realising that England had not made it to the soccer World Cup, had no one to cheer for and found green blood in their veins for as long as Republic of Ireland were still in with a chance.

What happened to your England shirt, you plastic paddy?
No, I'm Irish. Honest.
On which side?
Err... both. My Mum's cousin's got an Irish setter and my Dad was conceived in the County Kilburn. Guinness spritzer with a dash of Baileys please barman, cheers. Bejazus!

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 12, 2005

166๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


star paddy

The act of submerging ones entire fist into another's asshole then extending the fingers and pulling out with fingers still extended

Last night I fisted someone so deep, I'm talking full star paddy

by merman24000 July 22, 2014


Spazzy-Paddy

A hugely annoying, self centred, pompous freak... gets things wrong without even trying much. Very sneaky, always bounces back. Must be related to the boss.

Arse kisser x x

Quick!! All stop having fun "Spazzy-Paddy's" coming back in!!

by tellitlikeitis June 20, 2005


Paddy Moment

Paddy moment is when the minds of two Irish or Northern Irish people are overwhelmed by ignorance and stupidity, causing them to react in an illogical self-destructive manor, aka a Paddy. Paddy moments can happen over anything, anywhere, anytime and can only happen between Paddys and not any other type of people.

"Did you see the Paddy Moment that happened down at the pub last night?"

by NornIronLad November 28, 2022


Paddy field

Synonym for party full of Irishmen

Tuesday, that club was a real paddy field

by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019